Tuesday, March 07, 2006

from the absurd and beyond

so as if South Dakota didn't have you all scratching your heads enough....



here's a little doozie from the "oh no she di'int" files.



When the daughter of Madonna asked her dear old mum whether or not she was now gay for kissing Brittney Spears at the awards show 3 years back... our former "virgin material girl" profoundly responded:

“No, it just means I kissed Britney Spears. I am the mommy pop star and she is the baby pop star. And I am kissing her to pass my energy on to her.”

um... yeah.


cause shit like this REALLY makes me want to go out and buy one of your children's books, M.



wow.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

We always laugh at Madonna's "english" accent.
She is from NYC..????

If she can move to England and become "British" so can I!

Marianna said...

WAIT! So if you didn't say "anyways anyways anyways", can we mark that square off??!?!?!??!

:D

I'm such an opportunist!

Madonna's nuts... good grief!

M~

Elvis said...

comment date: 3/7/2006
Comment! Comment! Comment!

Unknown said...

No, she's from Michigan. But still, Midwestern people don't have British accents.

Unknown said...

I guess she did move to NY to become a dancer. But she's originally from Michigan.

And Carrie, why couldn't you have talked about her ass in there somewhere? WHY?!

Porq said...

I agree with the Greekchickie..you didn't say anyways three times in that specific blog.

OINK?

Susie said...

Ugh now why could Mariah says that.. it would have been another square!

I still heart Madonna. Not her socially but musically. Because music...makes the people...come together...

Me said...

I can't stand Madaonna! Gah!

gina said...

hey, that was a good and well thought out answer. lol.doubt that was real- sounds kind of enquirer-ish to me .

i love me some material girl.

Unknown said...

I wonder about Madonna, she's hard to pin down.

Elvis said...

comment date: 3/8/2006
Comment! Comment! Comment!

Marianna said...

Ditto Elvis ~ 3/8/06

M~

Anonymous said...

Madonna's from Michigan. Of course, I sound English being from Michigan as well.

Her poor daughter. She just can't figure out that her mommy isn't gay, just sexually attracted to anything.

Anonymous said...

Hey Carrie! Oh those crazy rock stars!

Oh wait, your one too! COngrats on winning Feb name that tune girly!

Unknown said...

Woohoo, congrats on being February's ROCK STAR!! So are you going to talk about AI today, are you, huh, huh? :D

Anonymous said...

Carrie, now that you are also a rock star who will you be kissing so as to pass along your energy? Choose wisely, as this will also be televised and broadcast to millions... (congrats, Obie Wan!)

Claire said...

She gets my vote for Mom of the Year, for sure.

And congratulations on your February Rock Star of the Month crown! Now gimme some bonus points, Susie...

Nick said...

Wow... if you hit 20 comments people get a bingo square?

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