Monday, April 28, 2008

Valley of the Dolls

so last year I posted about something I find to be UBER creepy.

tonight.. I see that life has come full circle.

no... I didn't break down and buy one of those freak-tastic dolls. please. I don't even frigging want a DOG.. you think my icy black heart wants a DOLL? or one that looks like THIS???

Christ Almighty.. just LOOKING at that thing makes me feel like I'm in a bad slasher film from the 70s. seriously.. cue the music... EEEE EEEEE EEEEE!!!!


tonight... I'm looking around my room... and messy as it is, I count no less than four.. yes, count them FOUR dolls laying around in make-shift beds. Rhena felt the urge to put her 'babies' to sleep tonight.

in my room.

the creepy, naked, "head/hands/feet made of plastic, body stuffed and soft" babies are all laying about my room, mixed with laundry piles.

It's half creepy... other half MASH tent. bodies haphazardly located in open spots of my bedroom floor, complete with pillow, blankets, and other assorted sleep accessories.

I guess that's what I get for making fun of people who like that shit, though. I get a daughter who inadvertently shoves my fears in my face.

damn good thing Troy's not working late.

and that rhena also finds clowns creepy. seriously. there's just no way I could handle clowns.



Christi said...

Whenever I can afford to do it, I plan to get the clown from IT tattooed on me. I LOVE clowns!

Marianna said...

LMAO! They're watching you!

Laura said...

I could not agree with you more, Care. I am sending all of Erin's dolls (bought for her by Mike's parents, of course) to Mike's house. Butt ugly things.

Wethyb said...

Totally reminds me of Chucky from "Child's Play". Heebee Jeebies for sure!

Choppzs said...

I hate those kind of dolls too, really creep me out. One of my friend's mom has one of those REALLY old ones, from like 70 yrs. ago that sits in her livingroom, on the couch, butt ass naked and one arm missing. It's got the red hair and creepy eyes, and you swear that thing is going to jump up at you with a knife. She wont get rid of it because it was hers as a kid and she wants to pass it on to her great grand kids. My friend says "no way!" lol

Hänni said...

I also think porcelain dolls are creepy. My mom somehow acquired some fancy-ass antique doll. She promptly sold it and donated the profits to the church, as she believed (and i'm not making this up) it was possessed by the devil.

Anonymous said...

I believe that Rhena may have a plan.