sorry gang.... I was full of high hopes and running on a sour stomach last night. I really really wanted to talk about how much of a obvious pedophilia Paula from American Idol is...
but this girl.....
Crystal Parizanski, some 16-year-old gone horribly HORRIBLY wrong..... just had to be poked at.
It's NOT that she was a horrible singer... cause BELIEVE ME..... she was definitely sucking big time!!! it was a combination of her HORRIBLE makeup, her LACK of any form of brain cells.... and her cheap-ass-meth-looking whorebagging mother.
I don't know whether to really earnestly laugh or be sad. I believe under all that fake tanning and inches of makeup, there is a beautiful little girl... provided she keeps her mouth shut, that is. The mother was at least sensible enough to NOT open her mouth too much when she, too, was called into the judging room.
Perhaps Mama Parizanski was watching Mama Hilton the other day and took her wardrobe cues from her.... but just short of busting out more Mariah-Carey-is-fat comments... I'm gonna have to say Mama P looked like shit.
and as for Crystal... well, I bet her and the Ukrainian chick can get together and start a strip club. The 'dancers' don't have to talk in strip clubs, do they???
oiy, vey... it's gonna be a long season.
Johnson, out!
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
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The problem with Crystal was she couldn't even say a complete sentence. She had this weird mumbling thing going on. I think it was meth, and poor parenting. Her mother. I was so glad Simon brought her in so they could see what we saw.
I hope one of these young men sing Mrs. Robinson to Paula. That's a sure ticket to go to Hollywood.
I was so waiting to hear you rip on Crystal. I was forced to watch Idol last night with the Wife(TM), and I had to point out with agreement that Crystal would be the target of your blog today.
Yikes. Seriously, I've discovered more intelligence and sentience from stuff I "found" in the back of my fridge.
I DVR'd it, but we had to cancel it so we could watch our rented movie. I so wish I could have seen it. Maybe I'll get lucky and they'll replay it?.....
Ok..I read your email at like ten after nine and quick RAN upstairs to see if it was still on...I caught Crystal and laughed because she is from my old neck of the woods. Scarrrry. I felt bad for Ukraine girl.
(Give me your best Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle here...)
Mama..joost kilt a mahn.
Put a gahn ahp to his head.
Pullt de triggah, now he dead.
She looked genuinely upset though...
I'll have to do some reasearch on how this show works since they pulled 34 people from Chicago alone...good Lord, I may be hooked.
;P
~L.
my DH called it about the Ukrainian girl- said she had to make the show so she could get an entertainment visa! BA HA HAHAHAHAH.
poor crystal. and simon going on about her TAN. omg! i honestly felt bad for her.
I only watch AI when the auditions are on, that is it. I have no clue who wins or what goes on afterwards... BUT I love watching people make an ass out of themselves!! LOL I loved the whole Crystal and Mom thing... I wonder what they were thinking when they watched themselves on TV? I can't believe they actually think they looked good or she could sing for that matter...
That was the funniest crap I have ever seen!
We laughed SO hard!
The girl looked like a cross between Paris Hilton. Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson...but the WORST of all them!
YES Paula is smitten with that one teenage boy!
I was cracking on her SO HARD.
(and I am the one who posted Drake Bell's picture on my blog....uh, he is LEGAL at least!)
What can I say...i am a pathetic housewife and small things amuse me.
Heads up- I blogrolled you.
now I can't figure out where I found your blog!
Maybe a blogring? I was looking at some last week.
Check out the Blue Sloth on my blogroll- he is in your area.
I was thinking true airhead in every sense of the word. Way to tan too and the mom lol as soon as she walked in the room I laughed
Wow ~ this chick was only 16?? She sure looked a lot older!
M~
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