Thursday, January 12, 2006

Note to Self

Dear Carrie;


It's shampoo, rinse, conditioner, rinse.


got that???


let us repeat that for you....


shampoo, rinse.
conditioner, rinse.




Not conditioner (shit!) rinse, shampoo, rinse, shampoo(damnit!) rinse, conditioner, rinse.


It is also not body wash (shit.. though your hair was supple and silky soft that day, we admit), rinse, shampoo, rinse, conditioner, rinse.


Again... please note....

shampoo, rinse.
conditioner, rinse.


Your hair is three inches long, if that. It is NOT necessary for you to be shampooing twice or three times each shower. honestly... even if Rhena shat directly on your head, you would not need the amount of shampoo you have been using the past three days. so quit fucking up the order, and get it right!!!

so come on, Carrie... say it with us....


shampoo, rinse.
conditioner, rinse.


Thank you,
The Management



PS.... once you get back in the swing of washing your hair without screwing up, you might want to remember to shave your legs. Just an idea.

9 comments:

Susie said...

why shave? I like the extra layer of warmth. Oh yeah. you're in the carolinas.

greekchickie said...

You cut your hair?!?!?!?!?! 3 INCHES SHORT?!?!?!?!?!

I wanna see a pic, woman!

I've done that before ~ conditioned before shampooed. Pisses me off.

M~

Laina said...

Ah well, who couldn't use a little extra shower time? I do hope you use relatively cheap shampoo and conditioner, though. Otherwise, there goes Rhena's college fund!

Angela said...

You crack me up. Seriously. At least you didn't try to open the conditioner bottle one-handed while trying to keep the conditioner in the palm of your other hand so you can scrape it back in. Only a crazy person would do that. Ahem.

gina said...

i've done the body wash in my hair too. tart girls that we are.
good luck tomorrow- hope you get it right. lol.

greekchickie said...

Uhhh... Angela, I've done that... LOL

M~

Jenni said...

I'm totally with Greekchickie. I WANT TO SEE PICTURES!! I bet you look so good w/ it short!! Pretty please post a pic???? :-)

Lil Country said...

I agree with Susie. The extra layer of fur on your legs gives added warmth in the cooler months. LOL, nothing wrong with that!

Jenni said...

Carrie--I saw a pic of your hair on your photo fever blog. LOVE IT. It suits you perfectly!!