Thursday, July 12, 2007

Oh, and another thing...

To the lady in Barnes and Noble today???


Yeah, you know who you are! you have one MIGHTY big set giving ME a dirty look because I asked your child if he needed help reaching something.

MAYBE if your FAT ASS wasn't 3 aisles over talking ON THE PHONE, you MIGHT have just noticed that your own little jack-be-nimble was STANDING on the THIRD SHELF.

Seriously... next time you think of giving that look to me again, it better be because I just went up to your ugly mug and told you that you're a negligent pig-farmer* with HORRIBLE taste in clothes. Put your phone away and take your kid to a damn playground where things are MEANT to be climbed on!




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* please note that no actual pig farmers were harmed in the making of this post...

5 comments:

Porq said...

OINK ??

greekchickie said...

People are just so stupid. Seriously, I just shake my head in disbelief at LEAST daily around here!

M~

kittenhead66 said...

soooo-EEEEEE pig pig pig...

haha, some people are just born jackasses

Christi said...

Hey, you saw me there?!

No, no, no, not really...really, it wasn't me...I don't know how to read, no need to go...

kerrianne said...

People are so strange sometimes. And so grumpy. You were trying to HELP. Gah.

If it makes you feel any better, I routinely have to tell people in not so many words to handle their children while they are running about and crushing m&m's into the floor at a high-risk OB office. You would think people would a. pay attention! to their children, and b. not be jerks. But um, not so much.

Happy! weekend to you babe.