Tuesday, May 23, 2006

yeah... I went there.

ok.

I HAD to do it.


see that bandwagon? yup. me. on it.



over at Sweet Juniper, I read about and threw in my submission for the world's shittiest mix tape.


of COURSE, after I layed down my fresh beats in their comments, I read more rules, so I had no idea there was not supposed to be a theme, or that I was supposed to find links to the mp3s.

I must say, however.. I'm glad I went with the theme. finding five random bad songs is one thing, but to find 5 bad songs that are all in one genre or have that teen-aged sense of PURPOSE (however misguided and falling short).. well, that just makes for super-bad. You KNOW my ass was having a hard time keeping it to five songs.... I could fill hours and hours with crappy misguided music.


Rhena's finally starting to wake up, so I'll have to edit this post later to add in my mp3s... but here's my submission:


Cze-Johnson Fever's "Hangin Tough in the Suburbs of Jersey" Mix Tape

Track 1 - Ice Ice Baby, by Vanilla Ice (1990)

Track 2 - Parents Just Don't Understand, by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince (1988)

Track 3 - Treat 'Em Right, by Chubb Rock (1991)

Track 4 - Rump Shaker, by Wreckx-N-Effect (1992)

Track 5 - Baby-Baby-Baby, by TLC (1992)



Bonus Track (not on my official submission) - I Get Around, by TuPac (1993)





so tell me readers.... what would YOUR shitty mix tape have???



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edit: so they recently threw a new rule into the mix... the songs have to suck even while you're drunk. yes. you KNOW I could do this all day.....


anyways... my new submission, based on the new rules:

Cze-Johnson Fever's "Making the Drunk Unborn Cry For Mercy" Mix:

track 1 - Mexican Radio - Wall of Voodoo

track 2 - Rico Suave - Gerardo

track 3 - I'm Your Lady - Celine Dion

track 4 - Barbie Girl - Aqua

track 5 - Miss me Blind - Culture Club

bonus track - I want a New Drug - Huey Lewis and the News


I'll be slowly adding links to the songs for your own listening displeasure. you know... in between making sure Rhena isn't stabbing herself with sharp objects.

20 comments:

greekchickie said...

LOL ~ I happen to like Vanilla Ice's song... tee hee hee!

M~`

Liza said...

LMFAO!!!!! love the song list!!

hmmm from high school...let's seee

"my pony" by genuine
"No diggity" by i cant remember
"hotstepper" by i cant remember
"california love" by tupac (i frickin love that song)

Jewl said...

Ice Ice Baby... He is HOT!! LOL

Jenni said...

let's see...

Baby Got Back...Sir Mix-a-Lot

Shoop....Salt-N-Pepa

Pump up the Jam....Technotronic

Ice Ice Baby is a good one...Vanilla Ice

We Will Rock You...Queen

Jenni said...

oh, or Parents Just Don't Understand by DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince...

Carrie said...

good submissions from Liza and Jenni!!!

of course.. you guys DO realize I love those songs, right???

Elvis said...

ok - I'll get in on this - but I happen to LIKE the Wall of Voodoo's Mexican Radio, and yes I do have it as an mp3 on the home HD.

And I like it even MORE when I'm all saucy...

Here comes a real shit mix; I may even call it the Cheerios Jam.

Elvis said...

ok - here comes my "Doomed Relationship" Mix :

Rockwell - Somebody's Watching Me
Biz Markie - Just a Friend
Meat Loaf - Paradise by the Dashboard Light
Sheriff - When I'm With You
Heatwave - Always and Forever

I actually need to go wash my hands after typing this.

Carrie said...

nice, big brother. I threw up a little when I read the Sherriff song and Always and Forever.


gotta say I love the Biz, though. I mean... how can you NOT like a song that has lyrics of "she had a size 10 pants and a very big bra" ?????

boooyakasha!

Susie said...

OMG I'm loving Elvis JUST for putting Sheriff's When I'm with You on the list.

I have to think on this. I'll be back during the boy's nap.

just susie said...

Ok...

"Smokin' in the Boys' room" by Motley Crue

"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" by Shania Twain

"Wannabe" by The Spice Girls (the song is like a musical hangover)

"I Wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Bad (very very bad)

"Dancing on the Celing" by Lionel Ritchie

Anything sung by Clay Aiken
Note: If I see anyone post any Rick Astley or Air Supply, I'll come after you.

Dutch said...

personally, I love that you used a theme for your first. we kind of did, too, because there are just so many bad songs, you have to narrow it down somehow.

gina said...

yeah i like a few of those. lol.

Liza said...

LMFAO am i the only one who actually likes "barbie girl"? I think it's funny!

Laina said...

The little girl I babysat this weekend was singing Barbie Girl--I was like, I haven't heard that song forever!

How about bad line dance songs?

Boot Scootin' Boogie, Brooks and Dunn (yes, I do love them, but this song gets on my last freaking nerve)
Mambo #5
The Macarena
The Electric Slide
In the Mood...the Chicken Dance version.

Christi said...

You are a cruel and evil woman. It hurt to even read those titles.

The Life of Bill said...

No list should be considered complete without Chris Isaak "Wicked Game" That being said, here's my two cents:

One Hit Whinny Cry Baby Mix:

Wicked Game-Chris Isaak
Broken Wings-Mr. Mister
Jessie's Girl-Rick Springfield
All By Myself-Eric Carmen
She's Like the Wind-Patrick Swayze

novaks8 said...

Awww I was with you till Huey Lewis!

His was the first concert I ever went to!

I love me some Huey!

Jenni said...

I liked all of my songs, Carrie...guess I need to read more carefully. oops!

i also like some of the other songs listed! Susie--girl, I'm with you. ANYTHING by Clay Aiken. blech!!!

Wethyb said...

LOL at your list! Oh I looove Baby Got Back! What about some New Kids on the Block?? LOL.