Got To Give It Up (pt. 1)

Remind me to STOP making propositions with Troy after I've been drinking.


You see... the night started out fine enough... I had made veal scallopini with a basil-dijon-butter sauce, some asparagus, and wild rice. Rhena ate her spinach, and we decided to have some wine with dinner.


*DING DING DING..... FIRST MISTAKE!!!!*


So Rhena goes to bed, and now we're eating the cherry-cheesecake pie I made watching a STUPID movie (Assault on Precinct 13) when next thing you know, we've finished the bottle.

SO we did what ANY logical couple does on a work night after 9pm... and cracked open another one!


*DING DING DING..... warning, warning!!! Mental abilities DEFINITELY IMPAIRED!!! BEST TO KEEP MOUTH SHUT AT ALL TIMES NOW, CARRIE!!!*


did you hear that??? I think I heard some kind of voice saying to stop drinking! I better ignore it... I wouldn't want to be responsible or anything!


So the next bottle goes down twice as fast as the first. and then we're drinking cosmos, and then we're drunk-dialing my girlfriend in jersey, and then I'm spilling my drink all over myself cause somehow the biggest mouth in north carolina suddenly shrunk and can't take a sip like a normal person.... and then my clothes are off, and then we're being married (or I guess we were being like a couple who's dating, cause we all know married people don't *do it*) and then next thing I know I'm proposing that I exchange sexual favors for every certain amount of days that Troy doesn't go out to lunch, and then the next thing I know it's 3:30 in the morning and that old bastard cat has snuck into my room again and took a shit in my throat.

But a promise is a promise, and day one of the lunch-exchange has begun. oy.


Other notes.... today is my mom's birthday!!! 60 years old!!! I have a lot of nice things to say about her, but I don't want to mash them in with a post about me getting drunk, so just know that she's a wonderful woman and I hope to be like her someday.


Next week shall mark the return of the MATCH-UP.... it's been a while, so I'll have to think of something sassy to kick things off again.


I'm going to be installing a new feature to the site, too... SONG OF THE WEEK. It'll probably be in the sidebar under 'dance fever'... so with some luck I'll have that going by monday, too.


today there is no tornado/hurricane/tropical storm looming about, so I may take the booger to the pool. or the aquarium. I still need to find out where it is.


but other then that... it's friday, so enjoy it.

OH! My friend Kelli is having her lymph nodes looked at today. Please say a little prayer in your own way that everything is ok with her. She's a dear friend and a new mom and well... I don't need any other reason. I love this girl, and I'm praying for her well-being. XXOO


ok... back to Friday-mode!!!



today's title brought to you by Marvin Gaye, 1977