ok... this title is SO meant in jest.
The Johnson household is going down the tubes faster than you can say "call the damn plumber!!"
first of all... yesterday I was sick sick sick. YUCK. NOTHING wanted to stay in me, and I mean NOTHING. I'll leave the rest up to your imaginations... but if you wonder why I haven't been commenting and checking out your sites... it's cause I spent most of yesterday in the bathroom.
then there's Troy.... I've posted pictures of him on here once or twice before... but for any of you who don't know him... here he is this weekend holding the pooper. ..
well... yesterday he just crossed the line. I mean... what's a girl got to do to get some respect and to have a husband NOT go out to lunch???
So after hearing that he went out to lunch AGAIN.... I did what any sick (literally!) wife would do, and I clocked him!
YES, ladies and gentlemen... that is his front tooth that is now missing. and NO.... I didn't photo-shop this picture, and NO... I didn't really punch him! (though he DID really go to lunch, so our deal is off...)
I feel bad for him, really... I made him go get me a turkey sandwich cause I was still feeling el horrible last night, and all of a sudden his tooth fell out while he was eating! now to be fair, this has been a problem tooth for him in the past... stemming to some fight or a kick in the mouth or something as a kid.. ( I really have no idea, and to be honest... with Troy... anything is possible!!!) Anyways.... that tooth had always been kinda dead-looking. so when we were in Reno, he had it whitened a few times, then finally went ahead and had it capped. or something... all I know is that it looked better afterwards.
But last night... ploink! out it came.
My Lord... talk about self-fulfilling prophesy.... I mean... I know I bitch how Troy is a redneck with all this Nascar crap he makes me watch... but this is a little too close to the edge for my comfort.
I gotta say... I'm really creeped out by the whole thing.... and I can NOT STOP STARING AT IT.
part of me wants to have a caption-contest and make up a shirt with the winning caption to give to our friends for christmas or something. Troy asked if I was going to blog about his tooth.... so I said "Noooo..... (pause pause pause) YESSSSSSS!!!!" in the best Night-at-the-roxbury way I could muster. He said to at least make it really funny, but damn... I kinda think that picture speaks for itself!!!
but I really need something catchy for that picture. so far I've come up with:
"Have you seen my can of skoal?"
"What time does the race start??"
but then I get caught up in a fit of laughter and creepiness, and my mind craps out on me. SO seriously... any thoughts for a funny caption... I reckon would be much appreciated. get it? RECKON. *sigh*
In other news... the weekly match-up is still going on... be sure to check out how things are going, and if you haven't voted... for goodness sakes.... the longevity of disco and kareoke bragging rights are riding on this one... GET IN THERE AND VOTE!!!!
That's all for now. I'm still feeling quite bloogey. Last night's sandwich actually stayed down (or IN.... that would probably be a better word...) but I know I'm not quite right yet. I'm hoping it's one of these 24 hour things.... after all.... I have a husband to make fun of. I need to be on my game!
today's title brought to you by Donna Summer, 1979