Monday, July 18, 2005

Stayin' Alive, week of 7-18

well, not much to report from the weekend, but no matter, cause it's Monday, and that means another match-up!!!!



I was percolating on who I should throw in the ring this week, and thinking about past contenders at the same time.


I'm feeling a bit domesticated lately... ( must be all the cleaning I've been doing?) so I thought this week would be fun for a good ole fashioned cat-fight..... Except... well... neither of the contestants are cats. but you know what I mean.

SO yeah... I'm thinking a good low-down, get dirty, and throw the bitch-slaps would be fun this week.


so without further ado... I give you the ladies of this week.....









LUCY VS MISS PIGGY





now let's face it... despite being animated/puppetted... these are two tough broads. Equally fascinating is that they do have a soft spot for a certain fella... though I still wouldn't want to be the guy to piss either of them off!!!


So whaddaya say? Will Lucy deliver the ole one-two-you're-a-blockhead and slug the hell out of the sow, or will Miss Piggy work those magic ham-hocks and HIIIIIIIGH-YA Lucy into Charlie Brown's kite tree??? Only you can tell, dear readers... only you.


DING DING... let the best bitch win!!!

29 comments:

Melissa said...

WooHoo!! I'm first. Miss Piggy all the way.
"Are you talking to moi?"

Marie said...

LOL!

Miss Piggy is one sassy and tough bitch. I'd fear her more than Lucy ANY day of the week.

Susie said...

I take Miss Piggy. She was WAY more violent than Lucy. Lucy was more of a schemer... where I seem to recall Piggy actually throwing rats and frogs and furry creatures around a whole lot. Lucy may have taken Chuck's football but I think Piggy would have gotten him in the nads mid-kick.

Laina said...

I'm going to have to break with the crowd here and say Lucy. She's WAY smarter than Miss Piggy, and deviousness counts for a lot.

Pieces of Me said...

Miss Piggy definitely! She gets what she wants! She is awesome!! Go Piggy Go! Kermmie?

Angela said...

I love Pigs in Space, so my vote goes to Miss Piggy.

Plus, she can kick ass. Hiiiiii yahhhh!

Maria said...

Miss Piggy all the way. That bitch be crazy psycho. She'd bust those karate chops all over Lucy, then sit on her. Definitely a death match.

Chief Slacker said...

This one DEFINITELY has to be Ms.Piggy. In Peanuts, yeah, Lucy hits Charlie Brown and he oes head over heels. But he's damn top-heavy anyway! Ms.Piggy when she hits Kermit, he fly across the set! Lucy can't handle that piggy power. No way.

Jaws said...

I am sorry Lucy but its Miss Piggy all the way!! She is insane.. I love her.

Christi said...

I hate to be a follower of the crowd, but I'm all for Miss Piggy, too. Just her talking is enough to scare me!

ZuphChic said...

Miss Piggy would kiss ass...and look fabulous doing it!

Wethyb said...

Hmmmm, tough call....I'd have to say, too, Miss Piggy. She definetely wears the pants in her relationship!

The Life of Bill said...

Mmmmmmm....Bacon Miss Piggy will slip Lucy the ole pork chop and it's all over but a visit to the psychiatrist!

Jewl said...

I have to say Miss Piggy as well. She is a little crazy and very tough so I don't think little Lucy would have a chance!

greekchickie said...

Ms. Piggy ALL THE WAY!

(and thanks for the info about NJ!)

M~

Liza said...

Miss Piggy! Any pig who can kick a frogs ass and still look hot doing it is a winner in my book!

carlotta fun said...

Miss Piggy would snatch off her earrings, take off her shoes and then kick Lucy's bitch ass.

ThoughtsGalore said...

This is soooooe easy! Miss Piggy baby! I love the way she just let's Kermit know she's the boss..they're in love, and she just deals with all his friends. It's ok with her that he might know that he's in love with her...she knows he is.
XOXO
C

Elvis said...

Yup - flat out mano a mano the bacon would cream the Peanut.
However...
IF Ms. Van Pelt REALLY hated the pig and knew they were going to face off, she is evil enough to set up the high powered Rem with the Leupold scope and dust that fat muppet bitch from 500 yards out. Y'all know I'm right, too.

CheekyMoo said...

Miss Piggy. My reasoning is obvious. I always go for the fat chicks. Angry...bitter..under sexed by a green frog. The fact that she may have even had sex with a green frog ever gives her a lot of pent up rage. Ms. Piggy would clean the floors with 5 cent charging for therapy Lucy.

Lil Country said...

OMG! Miss Piggy! Not only does she have a great rack, she can fling Kermie a mile and a half with a simple flip of the hair! I love a dominating woman!!!!

Nick said...

Lucy yanks the football away from Piggy, and Piggy retaliates by taking Lucy's head off of her budy with a karate chop. No contest.

Melissa said...

Where are you? I miss you!!

Marie said...

Yes, I miss hearing about toothless hubby and your funny stories! ;)

Tee said...

Wow - that's a tough one but I'll also say Miss Piggy. She seemed to be more violent and have a far worse temper than Lucy.

john boy said...

I don't want to go against all these violent pig worshipping women here. Yikes! LOL Miss Piggy in a first round KO.

ZuphChic said...

Where you at?

scrappintwinmom said...

See, Lucy is the cerebral assassin. If she can manage to bury piggy before she has a chance to beat the crap out of Lucy, its all over.

Just stoppin' by to say hi!

mlwhitt said...

I say Lucy myself.