SO this week's match-up is brought to you by random late-night tv. Rhena's being a pill and I have laundry to do and a lawn to water, so I'm just going to cut to the chase....
in this corner......
Formally known as the Heavy-weight Queen of Bitchy Housewives.... now appearing in smaller trunks due to gastric bypass and several facelifts.....
ROSEANNE BARR
and in the other corner.....
President of the 'I pretended to be Madonna's friend so I could boost my career and get a kid, but all along I just did it cause I thought she was hot' association.....
ROSIE O'DONNELL
This should be an interesting fight.... they're both Masters of Blubber... whether it's on their ass or coming out of their mouths.... each with a horrible talk show that failed.... but one of these (ahem) LADIES should have some advantage..... and it's up to you to determine which.
What's your thoughts? or as I say each week----
ding ding----- let the match begin!
8 comments:
How very appropriate. War of the Roses. Gawd... you sure pick horrific matches for us to decide against. Roseanne Barr. Losahhh. Big mouth, can't sing (and neither can I), can't act.
Rosie O'Donnell. Had a successful show til she shot off her mouth, looks HORRIBLE without make up, had a failed show on Broadway.
Because I love the "cutie patootie" saying she used to have, I'll go with Rosie O'Donnell. But this was a tough one.
M~
Roseanne Barr all da way....
2 Reasons-
#1-Anyone who can put up with Tom Arnold has gotta be double tough
#2-Rosie's only win involved blindsiding Magnum PI-there is NO WAY Ms. Barr wouldn't see Rosie's cheeks comin at her
White Trash Rules!!!!!
I'm with Roseanne simply b/c I'm totally addicted to her show late nights on Nick at Night. Go Rose!
Yuck - I don't care much for either. Rosie is so overexposed and Roseanne is overdone. Maybe we could ask Access Hollywood to send a camera over and they could wrestle over who could get the most time. I nominate them both to be the first on Mars. SEE ya!
Good God. I don’t know what kind of sado-masochistic pill you swallowed, kid, to allow the mental imagery of these two egobeasts to even be in the same room, let alone fight…
There wouldn’t even be a bell to start this fight. The ref would simply throw a Chocodile in the center of them and watch them slam into each other like a fission reactor. Of course – they wouldn’t necessarily fight, but rather whine at each other until every spectator’s ears bled in some sort of Biblical tragedy fashion.
When the paramedics get there they’ll be able to witness the outcome of Rosanne picking clean Rosie’s ribs after dipping them in what’s left of her encephalitic fluid. Not at all pretty, but they weren’t exactly starting pretty, were they? Hopefully, just hopefully – these guys are able to hold it together just long enough to put that beast down, too.
Ick.
I think the first four rounds would show Roseanne and Rosie trading good solid punches. During the fifth round, Roseanne remembers that she has a bucket of KFC fried chicken to devour and then throw back up, so she wants to speed things up. Rosie gets in two maybe threes good punches when Roseanne starts screeching at her. The screeching become louder and louder until Rosie, unable to take the earsplitting noise any longer, falls the mat. Just to make sure Rosie can't get up, Roseanne tramples over her Godzilla style. Rosie is down for the count so Roseanne wins!
Roseanne would win over Rosie.
WHY?? Roseanne in such a crass lifestyle is probably tougher than CANCER!!!
(shudder!!!??!!)
Now she'll be pissed at me and the next time she sees me ( as she's chewing her cud ) will probably flip me off a bird.
Rosie just plains sucks and isn't worth any of my time to comment or even think about her.
OINK
I'm choosing under duress. Why? Because they're both cows. I was a cow and could dig the cow vibe, now that I'm not a cow I have now moo'ing patience. Roseanne. Why? Because I hated that cutie patootie crap. Rosie treated guests like crap. She has good ideas. I read her blog and all but her baby talk annoys the crap out of me. And Roseanne is trailer park. If she didn't make it in show business we'd see her on Trailer Cam ala Jerry Springer showing off her fat getting Jerry Beads. And nothing is funnier on a rainy day than shaking fat for beads.
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