Monday, October 24, 2005

Match-up

ok... this post is already lame, and I haven't even written a full sentence yet. ok, well, maybe now I have... but you know what I was saying.



Let's see... it's monday AGAIN. I have to admit, the match-up has kinda lost that lovin' feeling for me... but maybe it's cause I just haven't had the energy to think of a really good pairing. It could also be because I've been siding with the minority contenders lately, and I hate seeing my dudes lose week after week?

Nonetheless.... we need to slap some more contenders in the ring and see who prevails.


Being that we're a week out from Halloween, I ought to stick with the ghouls and goblins theme... but now that I said Goblin, I can't get the spiderman villains out of my head....

But alas... The Green Goblin is NOT in the ring this week. who to pick... who to pick???

...I was wanting to do a Freddy vs Jason matchup... but there was a movie already made to that effect, and I'm sure at least SOMEONE out there watched it... even if was in a drunken stupor or because you were sick on the couch and couldn't find the remote.... I realize that bad movies do eventually get watched. (speaking of... if anyone DID actually watch the movie... who won???)


so rather than talk about all the people I'm NOT putting in the match-up this week... I'll just go ahead and get back to basics.

this week, I give you:

DRACULA
vs
the WEREWOLF

I feel bad for not knowing any werewolves personally.... other than Teen Wolf and An American Werewolf in London.... but it's not like I'm on a first-name basis with them. Vampires do get a bit more billing... there's Lestat, Dracula, the King Vamp dude from Salem's Lot.... so for all intents and purposes of this match-up....

Let's just assume that the werewolf in the ring is the biggest, baddest MEANEST mofo you can imagine (as far as werewolves go) and Dracula is along the lines of Bram Stoker's pal. or some other comparable bad-ass... not some wussie old clowny fart like Grandpa from the Munsters.


don your garlic and silver bullets, kiddies...... and stay away from dark places......


so who would it be?

DING DING......

10 comments:

CheekyMoo said...

I'm going to have to go with Dracula. He's undead. Something tells me the werewolf just wouldn't have the know how to get some wooden stake, or holy water. Yes I actually thought this out first thing Monday morning. :-)

Porq said...

I was going to vote for the Werewolf because he doesn't have to worry about going BALD. But anyway, here we go...

VON, TOO, TREEE, FAUR...HA-HA-HA
( crash of lightning for effect )

I vote for the Count because being the true prince of Warsaw, I have to stick with Royalty!!

OINK

Kari said...

I believe that there was a movie about this too....not sure of the title, I'll have to ask the hubby tonight, I know he made me watch this...
DH totally believes in werewolfs, he thinks he saw one as a kid from the back window of his dad's old beatup car as they were driving home one night. lol. Silly boy!

I guess I personally would have to go with Dracula. I just plain believe that he is smarter than the average kick-ass werewolf...

Susie said...

I'll go with the Dracula. Let's not forget scary Keifer Sutherland in the Lost Boys. Ewwwww! The Werewolf is scary but he's still part dog in there somewhere. He might get distracted by a frisbee.

carlotta fun said...

Have you people never seen An American Werewolf in London?!?!?!?!? Scared the crap out of me when I was a kid. Dracula might bite you but a werewolf can f*ck you up! My vote goes to the wolfman, hands down.

greekchickie said...

Draaaakuuuuulaaaaa...

M~

john boy said...

Yes, the Werewolf is said by some to be the one creature that can kill a vampire. But after seeing Kate Beckinsale as a vampire in that black, skin-tight outfit in Underworld, I have to admit I wouldn't resist. My wolfman was slain.

gina said...

i say dracula! he's kinda cute with his " i want to suck your bloooddd " line, dontcha think?

Elvis said...

Indeed - the crowd is heavily favoring the immortal Vlad Tepes here. For once, I have to agree. The conscious evil power of the vampire would easily outwit and destroy the savage lunar beast.

Besides - vampires kick ass - who wouldn't want that power?

Liza said...

dracula all the way baby!!!