The Brady Punch

well... there doesn't seem like there was too much of a question.

While some of you June-Cleaver lovers out there were pulling for the lady of the house... we found out who really runs the show.


Alice kicked Carol to the curb with a decision of 6-2 votes.

As for the rest of the bunch....


Greg is in the attic playing with himself,

Marcia became a groupie for Davey Jones, and in addition to never washing her cheek again, became known for not washing other parts and now has words like 'dirty' and 'skank' associated with her.

Peter committed suicide, cause he knew deep down that nobody loved him.

Jan became addicted to drugs and is now living the hippy life on a farm with her husband, Tiger...

Bobby became a bank robber, and has recently enlisted help from his son, Jesse James Brady... because he is serving time at Riker's.

Cindy went on to college and got a degree in social working, specializing in helping children with speech impediments.

Oliver apparently was the only child to leave the Brady household with more than baggage. He graduated with honors from Yale, and is currently the CEO of a laser-eye-surgery medical company.

As for Mike... he got over Carol real quick, and hooked up with his secretary from the architectural firm.

and Alice... well... once she cleaned house of that perfect bizitch Carol... she rested on her laurels, had Sam deliver a bunch of meat, and started a dog training school.