Thursday, February 28, 2008

Let me Re-Phrase that

ok. so perhaps I could have chosen better wording, but man oh man my throat hurts.

like burning pain hurt.

like I FEEL germs growing back there hurt.

BUT... considering that on any given day someone from eastern europe finds my blog by searches for 'asshole fever'... I suppose having one whole post with nothing but words like throat, prostitute and crotch is NOT going to bring about the most wholesome crowd.

so yeah. don't mind me, and DEFINITELY don't think you're gonna find anything akin to something you would have to pay for here. well.. unless they have a 1-900-BITCHNG line out there I don't know about. I could be famous. rich, even.

alrighty. happy thursday. I'm off to make more tea.


Marianna said...

Yuck! I hope you feel better soon!


Liza said...

I hope you feel better soon!!

Where do people come up with the things they search? I'm not even creative enough to come up with something that odd to search.

partner in crime said...

wishing you well. You deserve only goodness and light.
And have I told you lately that I love you? ;-)

Anonymous said...

Dude try some honey! It sweetens even the most abraisve bitches!