ok--- enough of that sad stuff--- let's get this party started!!!
In honor of my rapidly approaching vacation to Disney, I've decided to pair up two beloved characters to see who would really end up holding the keys to the Kingdom.
Ladies and Gentlemen--- I give you, for the cartoon-weight championship of this blog.....
In honor of my rapidly approaching vacation to Disney, I've decided to pair up two beloved characters to see who would really end up holding the keys to the Kingdom.
Ladies and Gentlemen--- I give you, for the cartoon-weight championship of this blog.....
DONALD DUCK vs MICKEY MOUSE !!!!!!
Is Donald sick of being the number two man to a mouse? What DOES he do with all of his time when not on camera??? Will his easily aggravated temper turn him into Fists of Feathery Fury??
Can the world's most famous mouse charm his way to a decision? Certainly along the way in his long career he's played a boxer??? Will his high-pitched squeaky voice send the Don away quacking for mercy???
You know I'm going to see if I can get the two to duke it out in person next week.... but in case Disney has a no-fighting rule, I'll let you guys be the judge.
DING DING. ..... let the fight begin!
11 comments:
Mickey would win by default.
Round 1 - Donald would come out of his corner swinging like a windmill in overdrive. Mickey would very smoothly dance out the reach of the swinging punches and so on for the entire round.
NO SCORE
Round 2,3,4 - Same as Round 1
NO SCORE
Round 5 - Donald again comes out swinging and passes out from exhaustion. Mickey WINS!!
I just call 'em the way I see 'em
and by the way Guns & Roses have SLASH not "snake" I got the S right anyway!!
OINK
Donald would win, hands down!
Have you heard the voice on that mouse? He's a bit of a sissy, if you ask me.
Of course, Donald doesn't wear pants, making him an easy target for some family jewel action.
Could be a close match...but my vote still goes to the duck.
Sissy Voice?
Whassa matta fo u ??
I think your logic STINKS, eh like a fart.. farts do not have be loud to stink ya know... DUH!
Mickey's voice sounds like a sissy...
What the hell does Donald sound like?... some kind of scratchy mutant attempting to communicate..
AGAIN I say DUH !!!
The Mouse is no LOUSE but the Duck is a ...( rhyme word )
OINK
NOW HOLD UP-----
JUST BECAUSE you may not like another person's vote.... does not mean you can attack their logic.
after all... we're all assholes. Or wait... our opinions are everyone? Every asshole has an opinion?
regardless.... you know the saying so shaddup and be nice. After all... it IS still Lent!
As the old song goes....
"M I C... K E Y... Y??? Because I think Mickey will kick some feather butt!"
That's why!
Mickey, all the way!
Mickey no doubt. He could buy Donald ten times over and therefore could hire someone else to fight for him. Or, similar to what Ang said, Mickey could mention something to the fox from Pinocchio who for sure knows a guy who knows another guy that would rub Donald out for a fee.
It's Donald by a knockout after about 4.2 seconds. I can see it now: The bell would ring... Mickey would manage to squeeze off that rapid-fire giggle of his and say "Gee, Donald, I don't see why we have to..." At that point Donald, (having been an irrate, pantsless, second-fiddle to Mickey for all these years) would sucker-punch the mouse in the gut while using his body to block the ref from seeing it. After that, it's a right hook to the jaw that sends Mickey bouncing off the ropes and onto the floor. The duck does a victory dance while his nephews cheer him on; Pluto looks on in stunned silence and secret shame.
Tough break, canard, but Mickey wins this one. Donald, in short, is a loser.
The bird can't do anything right. The way Don's character is set, you would think that he tried to bang Walt's wife or something. He makes Charlie Brown look successful. Even in a setting where his aggression might be of some assistance - this main course will invariably find a way to blow it.
From sources much more versed in the character that is DD, I can say that Mickey would not cream him or put a Godlike whoopin on the bird, but just simply win. See this link : http://savedisney.com/news/essays/mj060904.1.asp to see what I mean.
Donald is a loser, God hates losers, and therefore Donald will reamin so for all eternity. He would tell you himself, except he has no recognizable speech pattern to do so.
I always go for the underdog, so Donald it is. Mickey's too nice to punch Donald anyway.
The Mouse by a Mile-he'll just bust out some of that Fantasia-Fu action and Donald will end up with a broom in the ass!
Have a great trip!
Donald by a long shot. That is one pissed off duck! However, Mickey could have Minnie fight for him. Ever watch House of Mouse? She's definitely got more cahones than the Mickster and she always seems as if she could use a little Midol with a shot of Jose for good measure. She could totally kick some ducky butt.
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