tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7426166.post114273601709448695..comments2023-11-02T04:07:03.464-04:00Comments on Cze-Johnson Fever: Hard to DigestCarriehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00609271335050441615noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7426166.post-1142813586647836432006-03-19T19:13:00.000-05:002006-03-19T19:13:00.000-05:00I totally had the clear craps one time. It was af...I totally had the clear craps one time. It was after I'd just finished eating a whopper.<BR/><BR/>That was a scary day.<BR/><BR/>I no longer eat at that restaurant, and refer to it only as DiarrheaKing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7426166.post-1142805350527593602006-03-19T16:55:00.001-05:002006-03-19T16:55:00.001-05:00your... not you'reyour... not you'reMariannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10918660380919593730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7426166.post-1142805339243991242006-03-19T16:55:00.000-05:002006-03-19T16:55:00.000-05:00Yum! I think I'm gonna make me some dinnah now! ...Yum! I think I'm gonna make me some dinnah now! LOL<BR/><BR/>Hope you're intestines are feeling better chick.<BR/><BR/>M~Mariannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10918660380919593730noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7426166.post-1142804876779357422006-03-19T16:47:00.000-05:002006-03-19T16:47:00.000-05:00I'm with you 100% on the suckiness. I often wonde...I'm with you 100% on the suckiness. I often wonder why God had to make us do such a disgusting thing. I never can understand why people are so touchy about poop, when they know their shit stinks, too.Christihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05369978641581682398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7426166.post-1142801155769117812006-03-19T15:45:00.000-05:002006-03-19T15:45:00.000-05:00Two ol' boys were sitting around the local pubator...Two ol' boys were sitting around the local pubatorium and after a few drinks, one of the gents said,"I'll bet you I can eat a gallon of chili peppers." The other fellow took the bet and watched as the claimant devoured a gallon of chili peppers.<BR/><BR/>After he paid off the bet the second person told the winner, "Yea , well I can eat more Ice Cream than you!!".<BR/><BR/>Another bet was made and the the winner of the first bet proceeded to eat a five gallon tub of Vanilla Ice cream to the amazement of the other fellow. The bet was paid off and they sat there continuing their drinking. After a time the winner had to go to the John. Sometime passed and the other fellow went to the John looking for his buddy. As he stepped into the Men's room he heard...<BR/>"COME ON ICE CREAM!!!"<BR/><BR/>OINKPorqhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16606330109073966521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7426166.post-1142774304807933362006-03-19T08:18:00.000-05:002006-03-19T08:18:00.000-05:00sounds like IBS to me.If I eat anywhere but home I...sounds like IBS to me.<BR/><BR/>If I eat anywhere but home I have to come home immediately.<BR/><BR/>It is hereditary. My dad crapped his pants at my wedding.<BR/>I always wondered why he left so soon and years later my stepmother told me.<BR/><BR/>Cracked me up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7426166.post-1142737758220003322006-03-18T22:09:00.000-05:002006-03-18T22:09:00.000-05:00Oh my GOD I hijacked your comments - I should have...Oh my GOD I hijacked your comments - I should have blogged on my own blog - I am so sorry! Blame the wine! <BR/><BR/>I love everyone!Susiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16529193213778444972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7426166.post-1142737720089886152006-03-18T22:08:00.000-05:002006-03-18T22:08:00.000-05:00Happy Half-Birthday to one of my FAVORITE princess...Happy Half-Birthday to one of my FAVORITE princesses. <BR/><BR/>As for the shits. They suck ROYALE. Dan is in denile of being lactose intolerant. Todady on out day together we got ice cream. Then we drove to some properties we were thinking of looking at. Yeah. I wondered which was worse. Ffreezing my ass off with the windows open or smelling the smell of DEAD ASS. It was heinous. My nostril hairs all fell out.<BR/><BR/>YES WOMEN HAVE NOSTRIL HAIR.<BR/><BR/>Anyway...I have forced Dan to pull the car over before because I thought I was gonna crap myself. I didn't - but man I thought it was a worse feeling than LABOR. AND LABOR is pretty much feeling liek you have the worst case of craps that ever existed on the face of the GOD FORSAKEN EARTH.<BR/><BR/>Aren't you glad I had too much wine tonight? MUAH!Susiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16529193213778444972noreply@blogger.com